Grubby's a lazy derp

Okay, so, Grubby never updates his blog. I decided to take over and tell you a few things about Grubby because clearly, he failed the introduction process.

Things about Grubby:

• He wants to eat dice
• His preferred place to sit is in another cat's face
• He was born with a bad leg, which makes him hop across the floor when he runs
• Bananas
• His neck is fluff
• He thinks he can bury food with the carpet
• He's a very, very special boy. And his tail never stops moving, ever.

Grubby is some years old. He eats whatever someone else is eating. He probably weighs 20 pounds. He is proficient in the language Grubbish, which consists of him constantly yelling "Grub!" at you for various reasons. He does not appear to speak Cat, as he is constantly annoying the other cats in the house.

I LIKE BANANAS!!!

OMGBANANA

...But the voices in my head were calling from the left... or right... I'm not really sure.

Grub!

I am Grubby! My hobbies include licking banana peels, thumping my foot as I run across the floor, derping, and of course, grubbing.

I am a bit of an eccentric cat. I am proud to be unique! I just wish I understood why I can't bury things with the wall...

My favourite tv programme is birds. Most of the time there is this boring text on the screen, though. You see, my roommate is addicted to this thing called the internet... I don't understand English text because the only language I speak is Grubbish. (My roommate is translating for me right now.) I like birds.

I hope you will enjoy my posts! :D

Grub ya later!