Grubby's a lazy derp

Okay, so, Grubby never updates his blog. I decided to take over and tell you a few things about Grubby because clearly, he failed the introduction process.

Things about Grubby:

• He wants to eat dice
• His preferred place to sit is in another cat's face
• He was born with a bad leg, which makes him hop across the floor when he runs
• Bananas
• His neck is fluff
• He thinks he can bury food with the carpet
• He's a very, very special boy. And his tail never stops moving, ever.

Grubby is some years old. He eats whatever someone else is eating. He probably weighs 20 pounds. He is proficient in the language Grubbish, which consists of him constantly yelling "Grub!" at you for various reasons. He does not appear to speak Cat, as he is constantly annoying the other cats in the house.